Dreaded Chemistry Lesson From Hell

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Join our directors of bio-sciences, chemistry, and medicine Cameron English, Dr. Josh Bloom, and Dr. Chuck Dinerstein as they break down these stories on episode 20 of the Science Dispatch podcast.
Some of you screwballs out there have been complaining that I'm not giving enough chemistry lessons. No accounting for taste.
Not that I'm counting, but this is my 15th Dreaded Chemistry Lesson From Hell® Reader reactions have been mixed... "You suck. Your chemistry sucks. And your car sucks."